vav(p)shal(t)bop(t)rub(t)kow(p)bel(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)yak(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)point(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) bom(p)sun(b)fis(f)suf(p)buf(b)lep(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)

jan kay(f)​Ni(p)​we(p)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​ngo(p)​ngag(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​va(f)​ga(f) tenpo 2025-04-01 lipu nanpa kokosila musi musi

mel(p)​zhob(p)​fev(t)​fov(t)​san(t)​fop(f)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​ngo(p)​e(f)​vlim(p)dob(b)fef(p)lil(t)feg(f), kay(f)​dan(f)​tuw(t)​fob(p)​san(t)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​ngo(p)​ngo(p)​da(t)​vlim(p)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) vav(p)​shal(t)​bop(t)​rub(t)​kow(p)​bel(p)​ap(t)​vig(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​a(f)​ash(f)​tin(f)​vlim(p)​dan(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) seb(p)kig(f)lush(b)bop(f)poc(p)ga(f) fis(t)​sug(t)​lic(b)​*if(b)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​vlim(p)​ga(f) vap(p)​nag(t)​cish(t)​lus(f)​mam(p)​nal(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​vlim(p)​ga(f). vav(p)​shal(t)​bop(t)​rub(t)​kow(p)​bel(p)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​a(f)​vlim(p)​dan(f)​kay(f)​dan(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) fov(f)lal(f)cif(t)gep(t)saf(t)lizh(p)ga(f)

“bab(t)​fab(f)​nal(t)​lozh(t)​gol(p)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​e(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​kay(f)​dan(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) kay(f)sog(p)​fub(b)​bof(f)​bil(f)​rof(f)​lut(f)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​vlim(p)​ga(f)”

kay(f)​vlir(t)​tuw(t)​wap(t)​fod(p)​tub(t)​bu!(f)​gef(p)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​vlim(p)​ga(f). par(f)​pup(t)​wol(p)​fuc(t)​gip(f)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​a(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​kay(f)​dan(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)

“lep(p)​fas(p)​bis(p)​nup(t)​fig(p)​sa(p)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​ngo(p)​da(t)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​kay(f)​dan(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) fup(b)rur(f)sin(p)los(f)ful(b)mup(f)ga(f)”

kay(f)​vlir(t)​tuw(t)​wap(t)​fod(p)​tub(t)​bu!(f)​gef(p)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​vlim(p)​ga(f). lev(b)​*ev(t)​bib(b)​sor(t)​lil(b)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​uff(f)​da(t)​vlim(p)​dan(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) sir(b)sas(f)fop(f)vem(b)lag(p)ga(f)

“!ag(p)​lop(f)​gel(p)​tit(t)​boc(p)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​ka(t)​tie(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​dan(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) fup(b)rur(f)sin(p)los(f)ful(b)mup(f)ga(f) zhal(p)vos(b)feb(f)sub(t)biv(b)ga(f) bet(f)​sif(b)​o(f)​rof(f)​bal(f)​*uv(b)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​vlim(p)​ga(f)”

kay(f)​vlir(t)​tuw(t)​wap(t)​fod(p)​tub(t)​bu!(f)​gef(p)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​vlim(p)​ga(f). pa@(b)​fak(p)​tef(t)​lif(t)​fim(b)​saf(f)​zhib(b) lid(t)​ral(b)​bef(t)​fav(t)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​e(f)​vlim(p)​va(f)​ga(f) lid(t)​kas(b)​piw(f)​dif(b)​go(f)​bum(f)​ga(f) nal(t)​zop(t)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​ngo(p)​bang(t)​bang(t)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​kay(f)​dan(f): vav(p)​shal(t)​bop(t)​rub(t)​kow(p)​bel(p)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​yak(b)​ngag(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​dan(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​point(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) bom(p)sun(b)fis(f)suf(p)buf(b)lep(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f).
vav(p)​shal(t)​bop(t)​rub(t)​kow(p)​bel(p)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​yak(b)​ngag(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​dan(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​point(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) bom(p)sun(b)fis(f)suf(p)buf(b)lep(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) lel(f)tit(b)fab(b)suf(f)*er(p)sil(p)ga(f) zhup(p)gap(b)fef(b)lis(p)lef(f)ga(f)ga(f) nal(t)​zop(t)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​%ap(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​ga(f)​ga(f).
vav(p)​shal(t)​bop(t)​rub(t)​kow(p)​bel(p)​​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​yak(b)​ngag(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​dan(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​point(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) bom(p)sun(b)fis(f)suf(p)buf(b)lep(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) kay(f)​dan(f)​tuw(t)​glo(t)​dan(f)​yist(t)​a(b)​mar(b)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​ga(f).

feg(p)​fot(b)​fis(f)​fof(t)​fak(b)​muf(p)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​da(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​va(f)​ga(f) kay(f)​dan(f)​tuw(t)​glo(t)​lap(b)​lef(p)​fag(b)​beb(t)​gos(p)​las(p)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​ngo(p)​gag(b)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​kay(f)​ga(f): pa@(b)lus(b)pis(t)sub(f)pif(f)ses(f) sa(f)pof(t)sob(t)vas(p)sal(p)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)nal(t)​zop(t)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​ngo(p)​bang(t)​bang(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​ga(f)​kay(f)​dan(f), vav(p)​shal(t)​bop(t)​rub(t)​kow(p)​bel(p)​​san(t)ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​yak(b)​ngag(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​dan(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​point(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) bom(p)sun(b)fis(f)suf(p)buf(b)lep(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) pof(p)​sok(t)​shaf(t)​neg(t)​gaf(b)​bov(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​ga(f) le!(b)fus(f)kaf(t)lov(b)bev(b)bif(b)ga(f), nib(t)beb(p)no(p)bin(t)zhil(f) caf(p)​los(p)​mit(b)​nus(p)​siv(p)​ja(t)​ja(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​yak(b)​ngag(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​dan(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​point(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) sap(b)​se*(b)​is(p)​lis(b)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​ga(f).
sif(t)​po!(t)​los(b)​mob(f)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​da(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​va(f)​ga(f) kay(f)​dan(f)​tuw(t)​glo(t)​lap(b)​lef(p)​fag(b)​beb(t)​gos(p)​las(p)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​ngo(p)​gag(b)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​kay(f)​ga(f): sif(t)​po!(t)​los(b)​mob(f)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​da(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​va(f)​ga(f) glo(t)​dan(f)​yist(t)​a(b)​mar(b)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​ga(f) pa@(b)​dan(f)​kay(f)​fob(p)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​grog(f)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​ash(f)​tin(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) yab(t)​yik(t)​yik(t)​ja(t)​ja(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​da(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​va(f)​ga(f) glo(t)​fip(p)​vem(t)​si!(b)​faf(t)​fup(f)​*ul(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​ga(f).
fiw(b)​pob(f)​fet(t)​luf(t)​ris(b)​bof(p)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​da(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​va(f)​ga(f) fuc(b)rug(b)vaf(p)lec(b)pag(f)nuf(b)ga(f) kay(f)​dan(f)​tuw(t)​glo(t)​lap(b)​lef(p)​fag(b)​beb(t)​gos(p)​las(p)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​ngo(p)​gag(b)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​kay(f)​ga(f): *en(f)zhis(t)shos(b)pam(t)ga(f) nal(t)​zop(t)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​%ap(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​ga(f)​ga(f) yai(b)bai(b)kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)

bud(f)​tab(f)​ku!(t)​gif(f)​pub(p)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sing(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​bang(t)​bang(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​va(f)​ga(f)? !av(t)​bil(p)​vas(p)​siw(t)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​bang(t)​bang(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​va(f)​ga(f) nal(t)​zop(t)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​ngo(p)​bang(t)​bang(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​ga(f)​kay(f)​dan(f). vav(p)​shal(t)​bop(t)​rub(t)​kow(p)​bel(p)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​yak(b)​ngag(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​dan(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​point(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) bom(p)sun(b)fis(f)suf(p)buf(b)lep(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) lid(t)​ral(b)​bef(t)​fav(t)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​e(f)​vlim(p)​va(f)​ga(f) nal(t)​zop(t)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​%ap(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​ga(f)​ga(f): pa@(b)​dan(f)​kay(f)​fob(p)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​grog(f)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​ash(f)​tin(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) vup(b)​zhug(f)​bub(b)​mow(f)​vef(f)​sa(p)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​ngo(p)​ngo(p)​da(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)vlim(p)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f), pa@(b)​dan(f)​kay(f)​fob(p)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​grog(f)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​ash(f)​tin(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) lab(p)​gef(f)​gef(p)​mog(b)​fib(f)​sa(p)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​ngo(p)​da(t)​vost(t)​grog(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f), and pa@(b)​dan(f)​kay(f)​fob(p)​san(t)​ap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​grog(f)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​ash(f)​tin(f)​vlim(p)​ga(f) fas(p)​bes(b)​rel(p)​fev(t)​gaf(b)​ap(t)​vig(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​ngag(t)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​va(f)​ga(f) sob(p)paf(b)zhec(f)fab(t)fap(f)nol(f)ga(f) lin(b)gip(p)pig(b)lof(t)lef(p)bezh(b)ga(f) pa@(b)fep(f)sek(b)cav(p)gol(b)fes(b) fof(b)​fep(b)​puv(t)​pus(f)​ja(t)​ja(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​es(p)​u(t)​vom(b)​e(f)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​va(f)​ga(f) tis(f)​suv(f)​los(f)​lap(t)​vlir(t)​sang(b)​dan(f)​iel(f)​yan(b)​vom(b)​vlim(p)​kay(f)​sna(f)​ga(f).

TRANSLATION:

Pangolin Hats
In life, one can wear many hats. The top hat says “I own a monocle”. The fedora says “M’lady”. The baseball cap says “My hair looks bad”. But the future is here: the PANGOLIN hat.

The humble pangolin hat is ALIVE. It gives:
SECURITY: When threatened, the pangolin will curl up, acting like a helmet.
STYLE: This speaks for itself.
ECOFRIENDLY: Not factory produced.

Downsides? Pretty much none. PANGOLIN hats are the future: for you, for fashion, and for slowing the inevitable heat death of the universe.