vav(p)shal(t)bop(t)rub(t)kow(p)bel(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)yak(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)point(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) bom(p)sun(b)fis(f)suf(p)buf(b)lep(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)
mel(p)zhob(p)fev(t)fov(t)san(t)fop(f)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)e(f)vlim(p)dob(b)fef(p)lil(t)feg(f), kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)ngo(p)da(t)vlim(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) vav(p)shal(t)bop(t)rub(t)kow(p)bel(p)ap(t)vig(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)a(f)ash(f)tin(f)vlim(p)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f) seb(p)kig(f)lush(b)bop(f)poc(p)ga(f) fis(t)sug(t)lic(b)*if(b)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)vlim(p)ga(f) vap(p)nag(t)cish(t)lus(f)mam(p)nal(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)vlim(p)ga(f). vav(p)shal(t)bop(t)rub(t)kow(p)bel(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)a(f)vlim(p)dan(f)kay(f)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f) fov(f)lal(f)cif(t)gep(t)saf(t)lizh(p)ga(f)
“bab(t)fab(f)nal(t)lozh(t)gol(p)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)e(f)vlim(p)ga(f)kay(f)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f) kay(f)sog(p)fub(b)bof(f)bil(f)rof(f)lut(f)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)vlim(p)ga(f)”
kay(f)vlir(t)tuw(t)wap(t)fod(p)tub(t)bu!(f)gef(p)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)vlim(p)ga(f). par(f)pup(t)wol(p)fuc(t)gip(f)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)a(f)vlim(p)ga(f)kay(f)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f)
“lep(p)fas(p)bis(p)nup(t)fig(p)sa(p)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)da(t)vlim(p)ga(f)kay(f)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f) fup(b)rur(f)sin(p)los(f)ful(b)mup(f)ga(f)”
kay(f)vlir(t)tuw(t)wap(t)fod(p)tub(t)bu!(f)gef(p)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)vlim(p)ga(f). lev(b)*ev(t)bib(b)sor(t)lil(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)uff(f)da(t)vlim(p)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f) sir(b)sas(f)fop(f)vem(b)lag(p)ga(f)
“!ag(p)lop(f)gel(p)tit(t)boc(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ka(t)tie(t)vlim(p)kay(f)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) fup(b)rur(f)sin(p)los(f)ful(b)mup(f)ga(f) zhal(p)vos(b)feb(f)sub(t)biv(b)ga(f) bet(f)sif(b)o(f)rof(f)bal(f)*uv(b)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)vlim(p)ga(f)”
kay(f)vlir(t)tuw(t)wap(t)fod(p)tub(t)bu!(f)gef(p)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)vlim(p)ga(f). pa@(b)fak(p)tef(t)lif(t)fim(b)saf(f)zhib(b) lid(t)ral(b)bef(t)fav(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)e(f)vlim(p)va(f)ga(f) lid(t)kas(b)piw(f)dif(b)go(f)bum(f)ga(f) nal(t)zop(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)ngo(p)bang(t)bang(t)vlim(p)ga(f)kay(f)dan(f): vav(p)shal(t)bop(t)rub(t)kow(p)bel(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)yak(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)point(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) bom(p)sun(b)fis(f)suf(p)buf(b)lep(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f).
vav(p)shal(t)bop(t)rub(t)kow(p)bel(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)yak(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)point(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) bom(p)sun(b)fis(f)suf(p)buf(b)lep(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) lel(f)tit(b)fab(b)suf(f)*er(p)sil(p)ga(f) zhup(p)gap(b)fef(b)lis(p)lef(f)ga(f)ga(f) nal(t)zop(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)%ap(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f)ga(f).
vav(p)shal(t)bop(t)rub(t)kow(p)bel(p)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)yak(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)point(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) bom(p)sun(b)fis(f)suf(p)buf(b)lep(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)dan(f)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).
feg(p)fot(b)fis(f)fof(t)fak(b)muf(p)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)va(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)lap(b)lef(p)fag(b)beb(t)gos(p)las(p)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)kay(f)ga(f): pa@(b)lus(b)pis(t)sub(f)pif(f)ses(f) sa(f)pof(t)sob(t)vas(p)sal(p)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)nal(t)zop(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)ngo(p)bang(t)bang(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f)kay(f)dan(f), vav(p)shal(t)bop(t)rub(t)kow(p)bel(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)yak(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)point(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) bom(p)sun(b)fis(f)suf(p)buf(b)lep(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) pof(p)sok(t)shaf(t)neg(t)gaf(b)bov(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) le!(b)fus(f)kaf(t)lov(b)bev(b)bif(b)ga(f), nib(t)beb(p)no(p)bin(t)zhil(f) caf(p)los(p)mit(b)nus(p)siv(p)ja(t)ja(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)yak(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)point(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) sap(b)se*(b)is(p)lis(b)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).
sif(t)po!(t)los(b)mob(f)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)va(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)lap(b)lef(p)fag(b)beb(t)gos(p)las(p)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)kay(f)ga(f): sif(t)po!(t)los(b)mob(f)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)va(f)ga(f) glo(t)dan(f)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) pa@(b)dan(f)kay(f)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ash(f)tin(f)vlim(p)ga(f) yab(t)yik(t)yik(t)ja(t)ja(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)va(f)ga(f) glo(t)fip(p)vem(t)si!(b)faf(t)fup(f)*ul(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).
fiw(b)pob(f)fet(t)luf(t)ris(b)bof(p)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)va(f)ga(f) fuc(b)rug(b)vaf(p)lec(b)pag(f)nuf(b)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)lap(b)lef(p)fag(b)beb(t)gos(p)las(p)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)kay(f)ga(f): *en(f)zhis(t)shos(b)pam(t)ga(f) nal(t)zop(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)%ap(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f)ga(f) yai(b)bai(b)kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)
bud(f)tab(f)ku!(t)gif(f)pub(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sing(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)bang(t)bang(t)vlim(p)kay(f)va(f)ga(f)? !av(t)bil(p)vas(p)siw(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)bang(t)bang(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)va(f)ga(f) nal(t)zop(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)ngo(p)bang(t)bang(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f)kay(f)dan(f). vav(p)shal(t)bop(t)rub(t)kow(p)bel(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)yak(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)dan(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)point(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) bom(p)sun(b)fis(f)suf(p)buf(b)lep(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f) lid(t)ral(b)bef(t)fav(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)e(f)vlim(p)va(f)ga(f) nal(t)zop(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)%ap(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f)ga(f): pa@(b)dan(f)kay(f)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ash(f)tin(f)vlim(p)ga(f) vup(b)zhug(f)bub(b)mow(f)vef(f)sa(p)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)ngo(p)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)vlim(p)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f), pa@(b)dan(f)kay(f)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ash(f)tin(f)vlim(p)ga(f) lab(p)gef(f)gef(p)mog(b)fib(f)sa(p)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)da(t)vost(t)grog(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f)vlim(p)ga(f), and pa@(b)dan(f)kay(f)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ash(f)tin(f)vlim(p)ga(f) fas(p)bes(b)rel(p)fev(t)gaf(b)ap(t)vig(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)va(f)ga(f) sob(p)paf(b)zhec(f)fab(t)fap(f)nol(f)ga(f) lin(b)gip(p)pig(b)lof(t)lef(p)bezh(b)ga(f) pa@(b)fep(f)sek(b)cav(p)gol(b)fes(b) fof(b)fep(b)puv(t)pus(f)ja(t)ja(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)e(f)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)va(f)ga(f) tis(f)suv(f)los(f)lap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)dan(f)iel(f)yan(b)vom(b)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).
TRANSLATION:
Pangolin Hats
In life, one can wear many hats. The top hat says “I own a monocle”. The fedora says “M’lady”. The baseball cap says “My hair looks bad”. But the future is here: the PANGOLIN hat.
The humble pangolin hat is ALIVE. It gives:
SECURITY: When threatened, the pangolin will curl up, acting like a helmet.
STYLE: This speaks for itself.
ECOFRIENDLY: Not factory produced.
Downsides? Pretty much none. PANGOLIN hats are the future: for you, for fashion, and for slowing the inevitable heat death of the universe.